In this very special high-end Delve service for April, you can delve (war) within (yikes) some great prices to gear up your alts. It's easy, pick the Delve difficulty, how many you want, get yelled at by Bran a few times for overpulling (don't pick healer, pls,) and voila - thing's done.
Btw, the Underpin challenge is discounted. Like, three times, the option is spammed, just click the checkbox. It's like 50% cheaper, no sense. But it's real. Our boosters will do it.
- Safety tips
- What you’ll get
- How it works
- reqs & rules
TIPS & ADVICES FOR EXTRA SAFETY
For the Selfplay version, we do not have any extra tips. Great choice already!
If you choose the Piloted version, we will protect you as much as possible with a VPN. From your side, you can minimize account sharing activity and not attract unwanted attention. That's always a good practice.
WHAT WILL YOU GET
- 8 - 11 lvl Delves only to feel superior to your fellow players
- Remember - any weapon can be a hunter weapon with the right attitude. Should be added on loading screens. Pro tip for Blizzard's content writing team.
- Companion Experience, Undercoin, Resonance Crystals, Gold, and Resources are all yours (Bran doesn't care, we asked)
- Possible Achievements, Quest Items, Delve-Themed Cosmetic Helms, and Blue/Gold tint Arathi armor set
HOW IT WORKS
- Pick a tier, pick a delve, and get grooving
- Wait, you're not playing, or did you choose Self-play? (Who does self-play for Delves?)
- Wait a bit and spam our chat when the booster doesn't reply for 5 minutes
- Have the Delve completed and repeat the whole process just for M+ now
- In the meanwhile, our WoW support team will try to invent excuses since they're also boosting Delves (for themselves)
About Bountiful Delves
You won't read this, but if you do, make sure to select if you have or don't have the Bountiful coffer key. That's about it.
Requirements & Rules
- The War Within expansion
- Active WoW subscription
- Level 80 character
- The selected Tier must be unlocked
- Figuring out that this was all written in a silly way since it's April Fools and we wanted to play around a bit.
HELP SECTION
What happens after I have paid?
Gief us your info, we fish a Delve specialist who knows Bran since the days when he slogged in vanilla's Un-Goro Crater and it's on!
Who are your boosters?
- Some people we found online claimed they are "masters of the solo-content" (whatever that means)
- A guy that used to run Wailing Caverns back in the day with a hunter
- Pete the Legend (that's what he calls himself, at least)
- A bunch of Hungarian-barbarians
What is an ETA?
Estimated Time of Arrival of your Delve is a metric we use to measure our pro Pete's performance. He's usually late, which is why he gets paid late. Push and pull, my friends.
What is the VIP System? Do my purchases count?
- The VIP system is something some gnomes came up with, then the goblins stole the idea, and we ended up one-shotting both with a well timed Meteor strike. Now, it is ours, and we use it to lure in unsuspecting customers.
- Wait, what do you mean we cannot write that? It's fine who is going to rea----------------------------------
How can I get a refund?
...you don.t