We'll complete a Mythic+10 or 11, 12, or possibly 13, but also maybe 14? Nah let's do that next year. Anyways we'll do this in Self-play, but if you have a life, you can also request a Pilot (we won't judge you - a lot).
Fingers crossed because it will be a team of Goblins (or Gnomes - we gotta be inclusive) who are allergic to kicks, interrupts as a concept are only utilized at the dinner table and ninjaing loot is a--- wait, we're a boosting website. This won't ever happen with us - OR WILL IT?
So, anyways, how much damage increase do you get per goblin/gnome added in the group?
Let us know, if you top the meters we'll gift you 1 Blazing Point.
- Safety tips
- What you’ll get
- How it works
- reqs & rules
- Connected services
TIPS & ADVICES FOR EXTRA SAFETY
For the Selfplay version, we do not have any extra tips. Great choice already!
If you choose the Piloted version, we will protect you as much as possible with a VPN. From your side, you can minimize account sharing activity and not attract unwanted attention. That's always a good practice.
WHAT WILL YOU GET
- An M+ 10, 11, 12, or 13 run done with a goblin or gnome-only squad
- 2000% increased damage for 5 seconds (whenever a squad-mate types: 'GO" in chat)
- Chance to obtain valuable gear - 9% cuz ninjas
- Undermine Crests - because the 5 others weren't enough, apparently
- Weekly Vault Progression with extra Style Points (we made the last one up)
HOW IT WORKS
- Pick a number from 10 to 13
- Get to the start of the dungeon
- Don't get scared when goblins (or gnomes) start popping off around you
- If you're a DPS, try to do as little damage as possible, as it may trigger your teammates
- If the tank dies, and you're the healer, blame the DPS
- If you're the tank, blame the healer
- If you're the DPS and you wipe, blame the tank (and the healer)
- MAKE SURE TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE GOBLINS/GNOMES LOVE BIG LETTERS
- In the meanwhile, our WoW support team will watch the VOD and laugh their ass off. We need it from time to time.
TIMED RUNS & DEPLETED KEYS POLICY
ABOUT TIMED RUNS AND DEPLETED KEYS
- Time is short, pal, so if your goblin/gnome pals strip down and run at the boss to have a slap party, just accept it.
- We're all here to have fun, so don't forget that when your key expires and you question the righteousness of your actions.
- Keys above +13 are hard. Like, really, if you aren't playing WoW 15 hours per day since 3 years you may wipe the team in Selfplay. If that's the case, our pros can't try forever. Maybe if you are nice they will. So just stay behind and press 123. Should be fine. Probably.
IF YOU WANT TO TANK OR HEAL...
Remember what we said above:
1. If you tank and suck at it so the squad wipes, blame the healer.
2. If you heal, but your gear is horrible, just blame the tank for overpulling and the DPS not clicking enough and whistle while your team gets butchered.
Requirements & Rules
- WoW TBC bought in 2006
- War Within Collector Edition
- Willingness to accept that we're doing this as a bit for April Fools (and everything will get completed just fine) - WAIT, WHAT?
Connected services
HELP SECTION
What happens after I have paid?
We receive the cash and you get to do your run, duh.
Who are your boosters?
- Some guys we found on Fiverr claim that they play for 20 years yet suspiciously overuse the word 'no-cap'.
What is an ETA?
"Estimated Teleportation Accuracy" is what our goblin/gnoime players use to find you, should you make them wipe. We've seen what happens - you don't want to be near them when it does.
What is the VIP System? Do my purchases count?
- Goblins invented VIP to lure in unsuspecting players. Think of it as a Ponzi scheme to get more gold from the weak-minded.
- You get ton of benefits but also a goblin will appear with mechanical wings dusting you with microplastics. It's the next best thing.
How can I get a refund?
We're not a charity, so...
Do I need to participate?
Yes, if you don't want to get hunted by a bunch of small and very angry peoples.
Will I get all the loot?
Not unless you tell them before or haggle - you better haggle like your life depends on it!
Do I need to have my own keystone?
No. Goblins always have a spare, and they will beat you with it if you're late.
Will the run be completed within the timer?
Time is mone,y friend so yes.